I was at the lift with my colleague / good friend going down to get a cigarette. The work stress is seriously burning us from inside-out and it propelled us to come up with a new set of guidelines for our accounting department. It had come to both our attention that our Treasurer had just left the department and I should be taking over to make a major reorganization.
1) Ashtrays should be placed on every workstation and smoking should be made compulsory.
2) Cigarette expenses are claimable, up to two large packs per day.
3) Liquor will be allowed once every fortnight in the office.
4) Liquor expenses are also claimable, for the fortnight only though.
5) Time-off should not be restricted to quarter-closing only. Instead an employee should have 4 days of time-offs per month.
6) Vending machines should be equipped with shots of tequila, vodka or brandy.
7) Music should be allowed during working hour, as long as it is kept to a minimal level.
8) Below knee-length skirts are strictly not allowed for female workers. Needless to say, turtlenecks are a no-no. The keyword to adhere to is skimpy, as much as possible.
9) Employees should have the authority to delegate their work to managers, especially when it is related to clearing open items.
10) Last but not least, stop freezing http://www.friendster.com/ god damn it!
1) Ashtrays should be placed on every workstation and smoking should be made compulsory.
2) Cigarette expenses are claimable, up to two large packs per day.
3) Liquor will be allowed once every fortnight in the office.
4) Liquor expenses are also claimable, for the fortnight only though.
5) Time-off should not be restricted to quarter-closing only. Instead an employee should have 4 days of time-offs per month.
6) Vending machines should be equipped with shots of tequila, vodka or brandy.
7) Music should be allowed during working hour, as long as it is kept to a minimal level.
8) Below knee-length skirts are strictly not allowed for female workers. Needless to say, turtlenecks are a no-no. The keyword to adhere to is skimpy, as much as possible.
9) Employees should have the authority to delegate their work to managers, especially when it is related to clearing open items.
10) Last but not least, stop freezing http://www.friendster.com/ god damn it!
1 comment:
point no.8 - for the same reason, guys are all given free memberships to gyms and workout at least 5 times a week for 4 hours, and are not advised to wear any shirt at all after 5 months of intense training.
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